Forgot my water bottle in the car.

In-laws invited us over for dinner; it was a trap.

When you’re working from home and you hit video instead of audio.

Been waiting 6 weeks for a rather expensive toilet so we can fit it at a client’s house, it has finally arrived.

“I think I left a window open last night, not sure.”

A statue of Jesus in India mysteriously began dripping water from its toes. Worshipers started collecting it and drinking it believing it was holy. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statue.

GF and I have COVID. The heater went out, technician can’t come out due to quarantine. Decided to try and fix it myself. Tripped over a pipe and fell through the ceiling. Does anyone need a handyman?

Random sharp pieces in plastic.

Thought I’d make some pasta with the last of my homemade tomato sauce from my garden last summer. Guess I’d better think again.

I was eating a bag of sour gushers and there was an eye contact inside of the bag… Didn’t realize until I was chewing on it.

Sink attached to the toilet, forming a perfect slide.

Always fun when you’re in a rush and clean jeans are mythical creatures in my flat.

I ate a misfortune cookie.

I don’t think I had to wash that.

Lasted 10 years. Broke on me halfway through my driveway after shoveling my neighbors because their shovel broke the day before.

My pizza stone cracked after 12 years of use. Devastated.

I hope I can never relate to this one.

I guess I found the weight limit of a trash bag. That’s cat litter.

A co-worker left his backpack hanged outside for a while (yup that’s a bee swarm)

I got my diploma by mail yesterday…

Thought somebody had crashed a car into our kitchen at 5:30 this morning. No, it was just our glass table smashing itself to bits.